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ugh
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The Wonder Years ~ Passing Through A Screen Door
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sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
“But we won’t be saved we’ll live as slaves to love, what god takes away let’s refill all the holes with mud” -circa survive
if you’re feeling down i can feel you up
how to dress for your shape: are you human? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want
Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad.
how to get a bikini body:
put a bikini on your bodyWant to look great naked? Take all your clothes off.
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